i have been away in salt lake city, hibernating, reflecting on my 230 years of life. very soon i will be back out, traveling and letting you all know about my wonderful adventures. please be patient.
What do gnomes do on their off time? They travel of course. But these days it's much harder, thanks to that ignorant gnome who got a job with Travelocity. Now us gnomes get mobbed everywhere we go. There have even been a few attempts of gnomenapping going on. Luckily I still carry my shovel with me wherever I go.
I blog now to share my adventures with you, and to teach you about the history of such locations. I will also give you the inside scoop on the places to go and food to eat.
All this to share the world with you.
-Durin
2 comments:
still waiting to hear of your travels little man
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